在新加坡,如果你电话网上的妓女,他们没有回复你,可能是以下原因

29天前     10,296

If girl never reply to sms, only 8 reasons :

如果妹子没回信息,只有八个原因 :

1.她在忙

She is Busy

2.你的电话号码在她们里无纪录 Your phone number is not in their Database

3.你的电话号码是黑名单

You are a BLACKLISTEE in their database

4. 因为她今天赚够了,懒得鸟你

She got very good business today, so no time to entertain you

5. 她来月经了,没有上班,所以懒得屌你

She is having menstruation and not working. Hence, she don't give a fuck about who you are

6. 她已经回国了,你自己打飞机 吧

She has returned to her homeland, you can go and fuck youself

7. 她被抓了,没时间回复信息和听电话,如果要找她,可以打电话 999

She has been arrested by the Police and not free to answer your calls or sms. If you insist on booking her, dialled 999

8. 她现在骑在我身上啪啪,没有时间听电话或发信息

She is riding cowgirl with me and is not free to answer any calls or reply sms

So in order to get more prompt replies, follow this below.

For newbies to register into their database,

新人要登记的步骤,

firstly you need to have a proper working telco sim.

首先你得拥有一个电话卡

Secondly, you need to insert sim into your SIM card reader.

二来,请把电话卡放入手机中

Third, switch on your phone.

三来,放入卡后请你将在开关手机扭部位打开系统

Fourth, click your browser & enter website.

四来,请打开浏览器输入网站

Firth, scroll & have fun looking at pretty girls.

五来,网站开启后,请你划一下网站观看美女们

Sixth, pick the choice of yours & click the ‘sms’ icon

六来,看完美女好,请你朝“sms”按钮把认可的选择给美女发信息

Seventh, wait patiently for the lady to reply. Do not use the call button.

七来,不要朝“call”按钮与美女沟通,请你耐心等待美女的回复

Lastly, if the girl did not reply you in an hour time, move on & repeat step fourth-seventh.

最后,如果美女在一小时内没有回复你的信息,请你往前走重复第四至七的步骤

Thankyou & enjoy your bonking session! Do return here with an FR if possible after your session.

祝你有个愉快的时光,完事后请你将回返平台留下你的战报,谢谢!

Contributed by theloyaltyhero

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